Well, well, well, how do you introduce this?
In the 80's, there were P.J.A.W.A.A.'s (Pizza-Joint-Arcades-With-Animatronic-Animals), namely Showbiz Pizza (which we had), and Chuck E. Cheese's, but alas, Billy Bob fell, hence only one P.J.A.W.A.A. rising above the landscape today. [NOTE: I recently got wind of a new Chuck E. Cheese opening that had NO animatronics at all, but I haven't verified it yet. It's a sad day!]
But I digress--if you were lucky enough to have a birthday party at Showbiz Pizza (which I was, and oh, the darkened STARCADE tunnel full of space games), the band performed a special birthday song for YOU. Not only that, but they gave you a special commemorative 45 rpm single as a momento. And here is that single, ripping off countless oldies...and let's not get started about the B-side, which sounds to me like a bad Joe Cocker impression, or something.