Some of My Personal FAILs... (part eight)

Continuing an ongoing series of occasional bizarre lameness that I personally encounter:

It's Halloween Costume Time again, and if you go as "Video Game Guy," then you deserve the pantsing, egging, and throwing-off-a-bridge that you will surely get.

Now I see why SENTAI was such a short-lived publication.  They sure didn't believe in proofreading.

All I can think of reading "Ultra Mam" is this:

Those of you with children will understand (I think that's the title of a Bill Cosby album, if memory serves.)

Finally, this isn't so much of a FAIL as one of these--

--but the other day, I was looking over the statistics for this blog...you know, the usual stuff, how many visitors per day, et cetera...when I happened to glance at the "Search Keywords":

I mean...really? Of course, the real question to me is, what post do I have that matches this criteria?!?