5/15/24

Columbia Record and Tape Club Magazine (January 1978)

 

Do you remember the Columbia House Record and Tape Club? Do you remember the little sheets of stamps crammed into infinite junk mail, or the cards in your Sunday newspaper that you were supposed to tape a penny to?

Lots of people use the word "scam" in the same paragraph when talking about the Club.  I was lucky enough to find out ahead of time that they begin sending you albums each month--that you didn't order--and then expect you to pay for them because, hey, remember? They gave you some free (or 1 cent) records for joining? Otherwise I would've been one of the unsuspecting teenagers jumping on board. (Wikipedia tells us that this business practice is known as negative option billing.)

What I didn't know was that they sent out a monthly catalog, and here is one with a cover promoting the hugely-selling STAR WARS soundtrack! Going through this catalog is interesting, because while there is stuff you will know (some of it kept on life support over the years by "classic rock" radio), there's also a quite a large amount that you will not know! You will hear yourself saying "who in the world is that?" quite a bit.

Here are the highlights, and I left the order form in there so you could sign up if you wish (just kidding; the Club is now long defunct, and I got dizzy keeping track of the number of times the company has been sold or absorbed...see aforementioned Wikipedia page for the full story!)


Huh. Neil Diamond in the "Rock" category...



 

5/8/24

Video Game Board Games [part2]: PITFALL! (Milton Bradley, 1983)

 

Today we are going to look at a rare one, that being "PITFALL!" (you have to scream it, apparently). We all know Pitfall, right? That's the game that launched Activision and revitalized the Atari 2600, so therefore, it's based on this:

Admit it, the vine-swinging fanfare just played in your head!

Right? Actually, no...this board game is really more closely based on this:


As in, the Pitfall segment of the SATURDAY SUPERCADE Saturday morning cartoon show! (There was a time, as a kid, that this hour was the single most important thing in my life.) Well, at least the board game says that (and depicts that Pitfall Harry, too):


In reality, the board game has no niece or pet mountain lion, like the cartoon has...so, I guess we are back to the Atari 2600 after all. You will see what I mean when we look at the mechanics of the game.

Come to think of it, all of this shows what a runaway success Pitfall was.  It was the only segment in the cartoon that wasn't based on an arcade machine, but rather a title for a home system.  Likewise, it's the only vintage Video Game Board Game I can find that fits that description as well.  Moving on:


This is what gameplay looked like.  Note the lines coming out from the center of the board, like spokes.  The players actually traverse the yellow areas, and can fall through to the purple ones (where the scorpion lives), just like in the game. 

Here are the playing pieces.  This is one of those games where everyone gets to be the main character, so there is less punching your brother and getting into trouble.  The scorpion is used strategically, to block your opponent, and moved by playing the correct card.

No Pitfall incarnation would be complete without treasures (see, we are back to the Atari version again), and here they are.  A player must collect 1 gold bar, 1 silver, and 1 bag of money before racing to the Diamond space on the board, allowing you to collect the giant diamond and win the game!

But it's a little more complicated than just rolling the die, because you also have to use cards to get past obstacles, or get permission to move the scorpion.

Here is an uncluttered look at the board.  It looks very busy until you know what is going on.  The animals in the center serve no purpose, other than to give you something to look at while your sister is taking twelve minutes to make up her mind about her turn.


Here is the insert and inner box.  I always like a good game that includes a printed insert, rather than waste the space on a blank one.  It's also crucial to have the smaller inner boxes to keep parts in. You would think this was always done, but sadly, no.

Overall review: You have to give the game designers credit here, because they really tried to design a board game that played like the actual Pitfall game.  The clock-face-like path that the players travel looks very weird, but works much better than if it was straight across, although it could have been a bit less busy, which probably confused small children ("why can't I just go around the hole, there's plenty of room? Oh look, there's a monkey!").  The main negative is that the game can bog down with a player's path getting blocked, waiting until they can draw the right card to be able to move again.  Hey, the original Pitfall had a 20-minute time limit!

For completeness, here are the game rules, which are printed under the box lid:


More vintage Video Game Board Games coming up sporadically in the near future.  But sadly no official home video release for Saturday Supercade, ever.

5/3/24

The Jay Ward Gypsy Bugle Corps & Madrigal Society - A SALUTE TO MOOSYLVANIA!! (1962)

 

Here is an extremely rare and apparently self-published vanity release from 1962.  This is a 7-inch, 33&1/3 EP that is housed in a gatefold sleeve, and it is a lot of fun.  Several years ago, I posted it on this blog as part of a (now deleted) compilation, but since I recently had the good fortune to acquire a very lovely and excellent copy, it was time to make a brand new rip!


This was made around the time that Jay Ward was in the middle of his "Statehood For Moosylvania" campaign, and you will hear Moosylvania's own anthem, along with several fun instrumental pieces--one of them being the exact recording (as in, the one used for the show) of the "Dudley Do-Right Theme." At certain points after and between songs, you can hear the voices of the musicians and the small audience (this was to mimic a Jazz Festival, apparently), and at one point in the festivities, you can even hear the voice of Bill Scott, Bullwinkle himself!

Speaking of, you would expect this release to have a stronger connection to Rocky and Bullwinkle--which tells me there would have been some rights issues, or at least more trouble than somebody wanted to go to.  There is one clue though, if you look closely at the back cover! The "Moosylvania Anthem" really should have been used on the show itself!

You can find more in-depth information at this site, which also shows you what the inside of the gatefold looks like. 

Also, don't miss the hilarious graphic on the label, where Jay Ward  is pictured in place of the RCA dog!