So there you are...well, there you will be, anyway: stuck at some relative's house, with barely enough room on the musty, undersized couch (that smells of cheese balls and Virginia Slims) to even sit, crammed among people you don't know and don't want to see, wishing you were somewhere else. Dog hair and sweet potatoes everywhere. It must be the holidays!
Of course, you have to try to talk to these people...if you can get a word in, that is, as they blather endlessly about how amazing their own children are, and how superior they are to you and your side of the family. If only you had a way to really impress them...if only you had some new skills you could show off...!
This blog to the rescue! Taking advantage of the records below will put you over and above with the skills that you need to stand out this holiday season! To blow those suckers, with their Eagle Scouts and their Honor Roll urchins, right out of their eggnog! Observe!
7 DAYS TO BETTER BOWLING (1961)