The Things That I See (continued)

We haven't done one of these in a while, and these begin to pile up, so here we go.  Lots of Ebay sights today, but we start with one that was in-person:

We have seen this before, but apparently, in some foreign countries, you can add (or remove) facial hair, and create your very own original mascot. If you think Backwards Terrorist Luigi is interesting, check out our post from earlier this year to see his also-unrecognizable brother....

File this under "one typo can screw it all up":

Although, I have to admit, I would see GODZILLA vs. MEGATRON. Godzilla would win, of course.

These shoes are definitely "Irregular Choice." But then again, I went back to check, and they ended for $177.50, so perhaps instead of laughing, I should be gluing some Godzilla bootlegs to some of my wife's shoes!

Next, let's turn our attention to--

Gaaah! No! Just, no.

The best is for last, though:

Say what, now? I think we have a translation problem involved, here.