CLASH OF THE MOVIE MONSTERS (Imperial Toys, 1987)

 

In a sense, this landed in exactly the right month of the year, but like I repeat on this blog all the time--and like I tell people all the time: monsters are for every day.

Here we have a mega-rare boxed set of action figures made by Imperial Toys, where they cleverly took four of their existing products and combined them into a new one.  Obviously, the biggest rarity here is the box itself, so let's look at that first...and it does NOT disappoint.  There's a lot to unpack here:

First, let's enjoy the front of the box, where Frankenstein's monster grapples with Count Dracula, while in the background, Godzilla and King Kong rampage.  Don't miss the middle, however, where a damsel in distress is tied to a phone booth.  Yes, the outside of the phone booth.  It's amazing.

"Right away," you are thinking, "we have a scale problem." And they do their best to hide it in the photo here, but we will return to that in a moment.  Of course, if we are being fair, these figures were meant for kids to bury in the sandbox and take on all kinds of rough and tumble adventures, rather than to be displayed as works of art. S.H. Monsterarts they aren't.

I'll get emotional if we dwell on this price tag too long...but you got all four for NINE BUCKS?!?!

One more photo before we dive in.  Are you noticing any discrepancies?

Before we go any further, I'm not looking at the Godzilla alone because we have covered this figure thoroughly.  To see everything you wanted to know about the 6-inch Imperial Godzilla figure, go to this post!

Frankenstein('s monster) is a big lug, nearly 8 inches tall, with arms that can reach his kneecaps, ending in huge, red-veined hands.  

He, like everyone else, is solid and has a chunky, substantial feel.  Also, he just wants to be loved.

King Kong is, really, perfectly done.  He has a real presence about him and looks a lot like the original in the face.  I know later, in the 1990's, Imperial made a version of this figure with a red button on his chest, allowing for roaring and snorting, and the green eyes lighting up! It was cool.

Dracula is, oddly, the biggest of the lot, at a full 8 inches tall (remember, these guys were originally made separately from each other), and is also the heaviest, because the cape is solidly and thickly molded contiguous with the body as one piece.  This can make standing very difficult.  The main problem with him (besides the likeness, but nobody could legally use Lugosi's face back then) is his arms.  They move up--in a permanent "I'm playing the Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" pose--but not down, again because of the cape.  It's frustrating.

Okay, now we are back to the interesting size problem...which bothered no kid ever, of course. The Godzilla figure was first made in 1985 (I think the others figures are dated 1986, but Kong has no date at all I believe), so they were obviously never meant to really go together.  All of these figures were sold loose as well as carded versions--for the Godzilla, the carded version came later, in 1992 to be precise, so maybe that's true for the others, too. Here they are all together:

When everyone's in a line-up, it's pretty telling, but like I said, this would've stopped no kid ever from playing with these, and that's because these guys are nothing short of awesome.  Their chunkiness gives them charm to us, now, but held up to rugged play, back then. 

You may also be thinking: "How in the world do all of those guys fit into that small box?"  And the answer is....just barely!